'Mittens'

In the realms of 'dang, I wish it were true', there was a national news story in the wee a.m. hours that got m giggling. It mentioned a mini-kerfluffle about Romney's name being 'Willard Mittens Romney'. A bit of google-searching and the 'Willard' is right [if scary, in a rat-lord sort of way], but 'Mitt' comes from a cousin Milton/'Mitt' Romney. I -so- wish it was Mittens. ^_^ That would mean there was a LOL-cat candidate.

Of course, that said, it's amazing that Mitt is as apparently sane as he is.