I understand that they want to re-brand the franchise so a new series of films can be shoved out, but *gag* - couldn't someone have paid for a -plot- that made sense? Sure, it had some pretty scenes and nice fx - but was stupid on ice - even when measured against other bits of ST inanity.
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Date: 2009-05-11 10:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-12 08:16 pm (UTC)I mean, Kirk gets thrown off the Enterprise - goes to the MacGuffin ice planet that is in VISUAL range of [hot] Vulcan. Kirk then proceeds to slog for 20 km, with a side-trip spent with old-Spock; gets to the station and meets MacGuffin-master Scotty [I -love- Pegg], explained stuff - got transported into warp to an unknown destination and get there -before- the Enterprise even manages to get to a rendezvous point. Bwuh? [The Enterprise got 'time stopped'?]
That's almost as bad as villains with awful fashion sense who are driven by revenge ... and who then sulk for 25-ish years before doing anything vaguely revenge-y.
But not quite as stupid as stuffing Scotty into the coolant system - and then emerging as anything more than a boiled entree. [Or that Earth's weather shows no effect from having hot plasma dumped into San Francisco bay.] ... and I noticed so much more.