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Oct. 13th, 2019 10:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
melcharSaw this - copied & pasted it here, because it is -wonderful- =
Fairly certain that crude oil is a genuine eldritch horror.
it lay in wait in the Earth's crust for literally millions of years
made from the dead bodies of creatures nobody in recorded history has ever seen alive
almost immediately granted us advanced technology
naturally occurring, yet has a scent incomparable to any other natural substance
pitch black liquid
kills anything it touches
using it to make anything kills everything it DOESN'T touch, but very slowly
inexplicably addictive to the money-poisoned
Is the cause of the mass extinction event we're currently experiencing, and that 95% of people are completely unaware of or outright deny.
Fairly certain that crude oil is a genuine eldritch horror.
it lay in wait in the Earth's crust for literally millions of years
made from the dead bodies of creatures nobody in recorded history has ever seen alive
almost immediately granted us advanced technology
naturally occurring, yet has a scent incomparable to any other natural substance
pitch black liquid
kills anything it touches
using it to make anything kills everything it DOESN'T touch, but very slowly
inexplicably addictive to the money-poisoned
Is the cause of the mass extinction event we're currently experiencing, and that 95% of people are completely unaware of or outright deny.
