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Saw this - copied & pasted it here, because it is -wonderful- =

Fairly certain that crude oil is a genuine eldritch horror.

it lay in wait in the Earth's crust for literally millions of years

made from the dead bodies of creatures nobody in recorded history has ever seen alive

almost immediately granted us advanced technology

naturally occurring, yet has a scent incomparable to any other natural substance

pitch black liquid

kills anything it touches

using it to make anything kills everything it DOESN'T touch, but very slowly

inexplicably addictive to the money-poisoned

Is the cause of the mass extinction event we're currently experiencing, and that 95% of people are completely unaware of or outright deny.